LINDSAY'S NEW HANGOUT: AA  —  LINDSAY Lohan is flirting with sobriety.  After a hard weekend of partying with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, Lohan - who's been sporting an Alcoholics Anonymous pin - has apparently had enough.  A Los Angeles spy reports seeing her yesterday at a 7:30 …

The Hilton Makeover Continues: Big Sunglasses  —  Along with teaching Britney Spears the benefits of not wearing underwear, it looks like Paris Hilton has taught Britney about the benefits of gigantic oversized sunglasses.  They are the perfect accessory to hide those puffy and bloodshot eyes from all the late night partying.

Britney Gets "Greasy"  —  With Paris Hilton nowhere in sight, Britney Spears settled for a D-list sidekick last night.  —  TMZ spotted the pop star-turned-trainwreck at the Roosevelt Hotel last night, and while she finally kept her goodies to herself, she had a posse even more pathetic than her recent late-night peep shows.

Danny DeBlotto tipsy on 'The View'  —  Welcome to the latest episode of Hollywood Celebrities Behaving Badly.  —  In today's spotlight: comic actor Danny DeVito, who stumbled onto "The View" set visibly hammered at 11 a.m. yesterday, launched into a boozy attack on President Bush and followed …

SUGE CALLS SNOOP A CRYBABY  —  SUGE Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, has an explanation for how his archenemy Snoop Dogg keeps avoiding jail, despite his numerous arrests for drugs and gun possession.  —  "Snoop is a rat.  He's a police informer.  This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what.

Fitty Calls Oprah an "Oreo", Goes Into Hiding  —  50-Cent puts Oprah on blast in the January issue of Elle according to Page Six. … I'm not an Oprah boy, but in her defense - she got America to read, and he thought it was amusing to dress his toddler in a bullet-proof vest.  You do the math.

Court Orders Anna Nicole To Scram  —  A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in — STAT.  —  TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall).  G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living …

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker Engaged  —  Eva Longoria and NBA star Tony Parker are engaged, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  "Eva and Tony are officially engaged," Longoria's rep, Liza Anderson, tells PEOPLE exclusively.  "The couple have never been happier."  —  Longoria, 31, and the French-born Parker …

'Beautiful Brit likes other girls'  —  HIS claim to fame is being married to BRITNEY SPEARS for less than three days.  —  But JASON ALEXANDER, childhood sweetheart and first husband of the once squeaky-clean pop princess, knows her inside out.  —  And for the first time …

Nicole Richie's Road to Recovery  —  It's only been a month since Nicole Richie announced she was seeking treatment for her inability to gain weight, but friends are noticing a difference, PEOPLE reports in its upcoming issue.  —  "She has (put on) at least 5 lbs.," says a source close to the actress.

Oprah's an Oreo, Says Rapper  —  Oprah Winfrey has morphed into a middle-aged white woman, says 50 Cent, and "caters" to their needs more than she does her black sisters.  —  The loose-tongued rapper accuses Oprah of being an Oreo - black outside, white inside - in an interview in the January issue of Elle …

Mel Gibson: I Feel Bad for Michael Richards  —  Mel Gibson feels Michael Richards's pain.  —  "I feel really badly for the guy.  He was obviously in a state of stress," Gibson tells Entertainment Weekly for its Dec. 8 issue, referring to the former Seinfeld star's racial outburst.

COVER STORY: Is Prince William Ready to Wed?  —  The top sport in England these days isn't football or polo - it's guessing when Prince William will finally get engaged to his longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton and start the countdown to what would be the wedding of the century.

LaToya Jackson's Bound To Accidentally Shoot Somebody  —  And I want to be there when it happens.  From ComingSoon.net:

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes Buy English Home  —  Newlyweds Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have recently purchased a British mansion to add to their collection of homes.  The couple paid $4.75 million for a six bedroom home just outside of London in Dormans Park, an exclusive community established in 1887 in Sussex, England.