BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Us EXCLUSIVE: K-Fed to Share Papazao With Helpless TV Masses  —  Us has confirmed that Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, is in talks to develop his own reality series.  —  House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

Marcia's Twin Miracles  —  Marcia is pregnant with twins and showed off her quickly growing belly yesterday at the Modern Mom Mingle which benefits the Children's Health Environmental Coalition.  The 44-year-old newlywed says she feels so blessed to be pregnant for the first time with twins at her age.

Madonna Accepts Judge's Adoption Ruling  —  Madonna will accept a High Court ruling that allows a coalition of 67 human-rights groups to assist in judging whether she is fit to adopt Malawian 1-year-old David Banda, says her lawyer in the African nation.  —  In his Wednesday ruling …

Britney's Paid Posse  —  The boys on Britney's payroll were her reinforcements in Hollywood on Thursday night.  —  A pair of Brit's backup dancers and her tour choreographer accompanied the gum-cracking star into Area nightclub, where they met up with the rest of the unholy triumvirate; Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Say No to Flannel  —  Pop Sugar has a vague item about Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson MAYBE being broken up.  But who cares, that show's tired.  I'm more concerned with the re-mergence of flannel.  Check the shirt.  Seriously.  I was at both the Gap and Urban Outfitters last night and since …

Tom & Katie: 'Great Honeymoon!'  —  Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and baby Suri are back safe and sound from their honeymoon in Maldives.  They were spotted departing from Male International Airport via Tom's private Gulf Stream jet.  Looks like they had a fun, relaxing time spending time together as a family!

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Fergie Doesn't Get Her Beauty Sleep  —  There's a reason doctors say we need a good eight hours of sleep every night, but not according to Fergie we don't.  Fergie - real name Stacy Ferguson - says she's got enough adrenaline to keep her up all night, while barely catching an hour's worth of sleep.

(AND IT'S NOT BEYONCÉ!)  —  HOW AN 'IDOL' LOSER STEALS  —  THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SEASON  —  THE much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars - Beyoncé!  Eddie Murphy!  Jamie Foxx! - but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Britney Parties With Justin  —  TMZ's crew and veteran cameraman Josh Levine were all over Hollywood last night, doing what they do best; catching all the action!  —  We started the night at Hollywood hotspot Area, where the girls were at it again.  New BFFs Britney, Paris and Lindsay …

Brad looks the Pitts  —  Brad looked the Pitts on the set of his new movie The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.  Looking old and wrinkly, he was a far cry from his usual hunky self.  Brad has been working long hours over the past few days, and had to endure thunder storms while filming in New Orleans.

Victoria Beckham Has The Worst Celebrity Legs?!!!  Gimme A Break  —  Victoria Beckham has the WORST celebrity legs, a poll reveals.  The former Spice Girl tops a list of shame that also includes Madonna, size zero IT girl Nicole Richie and Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud.

David LaChappelle Calls Madonna "Nasty"  —  David LaChappelle nixed a job he was set to do, directing Madonna's music video for her single, "Hung Up," when he started to really reflect on what exactly such a job would entail. … LACHAPELLE REFUSES TO WORK WITH 'NASTY' MADONNA [ContactMusic.com]

Posh's SexyBack at the Bambis  —  Victoria went Geisha gold at the 58th annual Bambi Awards in Stuttgart Germany last night.  The event is considered one of Germany's most prestigious awards show recognizing those in film, TV, music and print.  Posh went without David but that was not news compared to her concerns with images.

BRITNEY SPEARS PHOTOGRAPHER TELLS FOXNEWS.COM: 'I DIDN'T SEE HER TRY TO COVER'  —  Britney, Paris and Lindsay hang out together  —  Oops!  Britney did it again ... and again, and again.  —  And she didn't seem to care, according to one celebrity photographer who snapped the pop princess with her panties off.

Brazil Is For Lovers Carvers  —  Before we get into any of the fun today I want to take a moment to pause and reflect on the fact that today is World AIDS Day:  —  Head on over to the official website of World AIDS Day to learn how you can help stop the spread of HIV and bring an end to prejudice.