BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Us EXCLUSIVE: K-Fed to Share Papazao With Helpless TV Masses  —  Us has confirmed that Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, is in talks to develop his own reality series.  —  House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Brad looks the Pitts  —  Brad looked the Pitts on the set of his new movie The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.  Looking old and wrinkly, he was a far cry from his usual hunky self.  Brad has been working long hours over the past few days, and had to endure thunder storms while filming in New Orleans.

Green party  —  Despite budget cuts, a select group of actresses continues to bring in the big bucks.  —  It was just a few short years back when Julia Roberts reigned supreme as the only femme thespian in Tinseltown to take home $20 million per project.  Other actresses angled to join …

Jennifer Connelly: Pregnant Again!?  —  Well HELLO baby bump!!  It seems that Jennifer Connelly is expecting once again!  At least three months along from the look of things.  These pictures were taken last night at a special screening of her new film, Blood Diamond, at NYC's Museum of Modern Art.

Madonna Accepts Judge's Adoption Ruling  —  Madonna will accept a High Court ruling that allows a coalition of 67 human-rights groups to assist in judging whether she is fit to adopt Malawian 1-year-old David Banda, says her lawyer in the African nation.  —  In his Wednesday ruling …

Britney's Paid Posse  —  The boys on Britney's payroll were her reinforcements in Hollywood on Thursday night.  —  A pair of Brit's backup dancers and her tour choreographer accompanied the gum-cracking star into Area nightclub, where they met up with the rest of the unholy triumvirate; Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Michael Richards' identity crisis  —  Michael Richards isn't Jewish.  So why did his spokesman say he was?  —  During the firestorm following Richards' racist response to hecklers at the Laugh Factory in L.A. last month, the comic who played Kramer on "Seinfeld" was also accused of doing an anti-Semitic routine at the club in April.

Sorry Jodie, It's a "Full House"  —  Where are Danny Tanner's words of wisdom when you need 'em?  —  Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie from "Full House," was turned away from Hyde last night, joining the ranks of a nixed Tara Reid, a dissed Bobby Brown and shunned Davis Brothers.

Marcia Cross on Having Twins: 'I Won the Lottery'  —  Marcia Cross, who is expecting twins in April, is looking forward to seeing double.  —  "I won the lottery at my age to have two," the 44-year-old Desperate Housewives star tells TV's Extra.  —  Cross and stockbroker Tom Mahoney, 48, were married in June.

BRITNEY SPEARS PHOTOGRAPHER TELLS FOXNEWS.COM: 'I DIDN'T SEE HER TRY TO COVER'  —  Britney, Paris and Lindsay hang out together  —  Oops!  Britney did it again ... and again, and again.  —  And she didn't seem to care, according to one celebrity photographer who snapped the pop princess with her panties off.

David LaChappelle Calls Madonna "Nasty"  —  David LaChappelle nixed a job he was set to do, directing Madonna's music video for her single, "Hung Up," when he started to really reflect on what exactly such a job would entail. … LACHAPELLE REFUSES TO WORK WITH 'NASTY' MADONNA [ContactMusic.com]

(AND IT'S NOT BEYONCÉ!)  —  HOW AN 'IDOL' LOSER STEALS  —  THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SEASON  —  THE much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars - Beyoncé!  Eddie Murphy!  Jamie Foxx! - but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Britney Parties With Justin  —  TMZ's crew and veteran cameraman Josh Levine were all over Hollywood last night, doing what they do best; catching all the action!  —  We started the night at Hollywood hotspot Area, where the girls were at it again.  New BFFs Britney, Paris and Lindsay …

Julianne Moore Charms Broadway Critics  —  Julianne Moore made her Broadway debut Thursday night, starring opposite Bill Nighy in British playwright David Hare's political drama The Vertical Hour.  —  "She definitely gets a little nervous," her husband, Bart Freundlich, told PEOPLE before the premiere at the Music Box Theatre.

Victoria Beckham Has The Worst Celebrity Legs?!!!  Gimme A Break  —  Victoria Beckham has the WORST celebrity legs, a poll reveals.  The former Spice Girl tops a list of shame that also includes Madonna, size zero IT girl Nicole Richie and Nadine Coyle from Girls Aloud.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' Divorce Finalized  —  Denise Richards, 35, and Charlie Sheen, 41, are officially single.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marjorie Steinberg approved the dissolution of marriage on November 17.  The couple will share joint visitation rights of their two daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 1.

Paris Hilton Turned Away At The Door  —  HOT LINKS : Eat, Please!  • Paris Hilton  • Stavros Niarchos  —  Just because Paris can waltz up to the doors of some of the most exclusive clubs in Los Angeles doesn't mean she never gets brushed aside by the doorman - hell …