BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Us EXCLUSIVE: K-Fed to Share Papazao With Helpless TV Masses  —  Us has confirmed that Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, is in talks to develop his own reality series.  —  House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Brad looks the Pitts  —  Brad looked the Pitts on the set of his new movie The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.  Looking old and wrinkly, he was a far cry from his usual hunky self.  Brad has been working long hours over the past few days, and had to endure thunder storms while filming in New Orleans.

Britney Parties With Justin  —  TMZ's crew and veteran cameraman Josh Levine were all over Hollywood last night, doing what they do best; catching all the action!  —  We started the night at Hollywood hotspot Area, where the girls were at it again.  New BFFs Britney, Paris and Lindsay …

Madonna Accepts Judge's Adoption Ruling  —  Madonna will accept a High Court ruling that allows a coalition of 67 human-rights groups to assist in judging whether she is fit to adopt Malawian 1-year-old David Banda, says her lawyer in the African nation.  —  In his Wednesday ruling …

WORLD AIDS DAY - LOOK / LISTEN / LOVE / RESPECT  —  good afternoon!  i wanted to post something in honor of world AIDS day (which is today dec 1st) and i thought these new PSA's starring amanda peet, susan sarandon, whoopi goldberg, and rosie perez for the look / listen / love / respect campaign …

Fergie Doesn't Get Her Beauty Sleep  —  There's a reason doctors say we need a good eight hours of sleep every night, but not according to Fergie we don't.  Fergie - real name Stacy Ferguson - says she's got enough adrenaline to keep her up all night, while barely catching an hour's worth of sleep.

David LaChappelle Calls Madonna "Nasty"  —  David LaChappelle nixed a job he was set to do, directing Madonna's music video for her single, "Hung Up," when he started to really reflect on what exactly such a job would entail. … LACHAPELLE REFUSES TO WORK WITH 'NASTY' MADONNA [ContactMusic.com]

Britney's Paid Posse  —  The boys on Britney's payroll were her reinforcements in Hollywood on Thursday night.  —  A pair of Brit's backup dancers and her tour choreographer accompanied the gum-cracking star into Area nightclub, where they met up with the rest of the unholy triumvirate; Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Willa Ford Engaged  —  ABC Dancing With the Stars alum Willa Ford tells Us Weekly that she is engaged to NHL star Mike Modano.  —  ''We were out to dinner the other night, and I think he had it with him the entire night,'' Ford told Us Thursday night at the Arby's Action Sports Awards in Los Angeles.

Posh's SexyBack at the Bambis  —  Victoria went Geisha gold at the 58th annual Bambi Awards in Stuttgart Germany last night.  The event is considered one of Germany's most prestigious awards show recognizing those in film, TV, music and print.  Posh went without David but that was not news compared to her concerns with images.

Sorry Jodie, It's a "Full House"  —  Where are Danny Tanner's words of wisdom when you need 'em?  —  Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie from "Full House," was turned away from Hyde last night, joining the ranks of a nixed Tara Reid, a dissed Bobby Brown and shunned Davis Brothers.

Michael Richards' identity crisis  —  Michael Richards isn't Jewish.  So why did his spokesman say he was?  —  During the firestorm following Richards' racist response to hecklers at the Laugh Factory in L.A. last month, the comic who played Kramer on "Seinfeld" was also accused of doing an anti-Semitic routine at the club in April.

Oh Hell No!  —  Cate Blanchett just burnt a bridge at "Vanity Fair."  A-lister or not you don't want to piss off the good people at "VF."  —  A "scheduling conflict" caused Cate to back out of an uber-hot femme fatal spread.  The shoot was created just for her and she pulled out at the last minute.

BRITNEY SPEARS PHOTOGRAPHER TELLS FOXNEWS.COM: 'I DIDN'T SEE HER TRY TO COVER'  —  Britney, Paris and Lindsay hang out together  —  Oops!  Britney did it again ... and again, and again.  —  And she didn't seem to care, according to one celebrity photographer who snapped the pop princess with her panties off.

Sometimes I forget that Nick Lachey is a singer  —  ...And then I see pictures like this.  So serious.  So dedicated to his craft.  Nick Lachey, you may never be a professional athlete, but you sure as hell can sing the hell out of our national anthem at an NFL game!

MAGNIFICENT SEVEN TO SUE PEREZ HILTON  —  Perez Hilton is to be hit by a multi-million dollar federal lawsuit from the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US.  —  Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images.

Behind the Scenes, and Above the Rest  —  On "30 Rock," NBC's comedy about television comedy, product placement is a self-mocking joke within a joke.  On NBC's "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip," the advertising ploy is presented as a menace to be combated with the same finesse and courage …