BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Us EXCLUSIVE: K-Fed to Share Papazao With Helpless TV Masses  —  Us has confirmed that Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, is in talks to develop his own reality series.  —  House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

MAGNIFICENT SEVEN TO SUE PEREZ HILTON  —  Perez Hilton is to be hit by a multi-million dollar federal lawsuit from the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US.  —  Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images.

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Green party  —  Despite budget cuts, a select group of actresses continues to bring in the big bucks.  —  It was just a few short years back when Julia Roberts reigned supreme as the only femme thespian in Tinseltown to take home $20 million per project.  Other actresses angled to join …

Madonna Accepts Judge's Adoption Ruling  —  Madonna will accept a High Court ruling that allows a coalition of 67 human-rights groups to assist in judging whether she is fit to adopt Malawian 1-year-old David Banda, says her lawyer in the African nation.  —  In his Wednesday ruling …

Jennifer Connelly: Pregnant Again!?  —  Well HELLO baby bump!!  It seems that Jennifer Connelly is expecting once again!  At least three months along from the look of things.  These pictures were taken last night at a special screening of her new film, Blood Diamond, at NYC's Museum of Modern Art.

Brad looks the Pitts  —  Brad looked the Pitts on the set of his new movie The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.  Looking old and wrinkly, he was a far cry from his usual hunky self.  Brad has been working long hours over the past few days, and had to endure thunder storms while filming in New Orleans.

Paris Hilton Turned Away At The Door  —  HOT LINKS : Eat, Please!  • Paris Hilton  • Stavros Niarchos  —  Just because Paris can waltz up to the doors of some of the most exclusive clubs in Los Angeles doesn't mean she never gets brushed aside by the doorman - hell …

Michael Richards' identity crisis  —  Michael Richards isn't Jewish.  So why did his spokesman say he was?  —  During the firestorm following Richards' racist response to hecklers at the Laugh Factory in L.A. last month, the comic who played Kramer on "Seinfeld" was also accused of doing an anti-Semitic routine at the club in April.

Britney Take Note: P!nk's Privates Private  —  P!nk could coach the current crop of crotch shot pop tarts.  —  She had her class (and her panties) on yesterday when a crafty photog snuck an up-the-skirt shot of the singer as she left a dinner at the Ivy in London.  —  This is one bit of P!nk that won't be flashed.

(AND IT'S NOT BEYONCÉ!)  —  HOW AN 'IDOL' LOSER STEALS  —  THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SEASON  —  THE much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars - Beyoncé!  Eddie Murphy!  Jamie Foxx! - but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Anna Nicole Homeless  —  Anna Nicole Smith is running out of places to call home, sweet home.  —  The embattled TrimSpa spokesmodel has been ordered to vacate the Bahamas mansion she has been residing in since September after failing to respond to eviction papers filed by the home's rightful owner.

Sorry Jodie, It's a "Full House"  —  Where are Danny Tanner's words of wisdom when you need 'em?  —  Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie from "Full House," was turned away from Hyde last night, joining the ranks of a nixed Tara Reid, a dissed Bobby Brown and shunned Davis Brothers.

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' Divorce Finalized  —  Denise Richards, 35, and Charlie Sheen, 41, are officially single.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marjorie Steinberg approved the dissolution of marriage on November 17.  The couple will share joint visitation rights of their two daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 1.

Intervention for Britney?  No Way!  —  Britney Spears has clearly gone off the rails after her split with K-Fed, and it's time for an intervention.  But who's going to step in and stop this train wreck?  Not a soul, sources tell TMZ.  —  The problem is, anyone who might be close enough …

Sometimes I forget that Nick Lachey is a singer  —  ...And then I see pictures like this.  So serious.  So dedicated to his craft.  Nick Lachey, you may never be a professional athlete, but you sure as hell can sing the hell out of our national anthem at an NFL game!

Willa Ford Engaged  —  ABC Dancing With the Stars alum Willa Ford tells Us Weekly that she is engaged to NHL star Mike Modano.  —  ''We were out to dinner the other night, and I think he had it with him the entire night,'' Ford told Us Thursday night at the Arby's Action Sports Awards in Los Angeles.

Posh's SexyBack at the Bambis  —  Victoria went Geisha gold at the 58th annual Bambi Awards in Stuttgart Germany last night.  The event is considered one of Germany's most prestigious awards show recognizing those in film, TV, music and print.  Posh went without David but that was not news compared to her concerns with images.