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2:05 PM ET, June 1, 2007

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NY Daily News:
Before the slammer, Paris planning some glamour  —  DAILY NEWS GOSSIP COLUMNISTS  —  Paris Hilton is getting ready for her closeup.  —  Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday.
Courtney Rubin / People.com:
Nicky Hilton Says Jail for Paris Is 'Absurd'  —  With the June 5 deadline for Paris Hilton to turn herself in to jail looming, her younger sister Nicky is speaking out.  —  "I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd," Hilton, 23 …
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Starpulse News Blog:
Paris Hilton To Share Cell With Reckless Driver  —  Nicky Hilton Says Sister's Jail-Term Is 'Absurd'  —  Paris Hilton's sister Nicky has branded her sister's 23-day jail sentence "pretty absurd."  The hotel heiress has to report to Los Angeles' Century Regional Detention Center by June 5 …
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JENNIFER ANISTON'S $5 MILLION ART CATALOG  —  Seeing is believing, as Star magazine knows.  That's why it illustrated its cover story about "Jen's $5 Million Tell-All!" with a shot of Jennifer Aniston carrying what is plainly the manuscript she's allegedly shopping around to publishers about her days with Brad Pitt.
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Noelle Hancock / Us Weekly:
Jennifer Aniston is a Smart Girl  —  As Usmagazine.com reported in April, Jennifer Aniston, 38, has signed on as the new spokeswoman for smartwater.  The former Friends star and yoga enthusiast is making signature smartwater bottles that will be in stores this July, and will appear …
Daily Mail:
Keira and Sienna best of friends on and off screen  —  An unlikely friendship has blossomed between co-stars Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller.  —  The girls, who are currently filming The Edge Of Love - a film about Dylan Thomas - together, hit the town last night with Keira's fella Rupert Friend …
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Michael K / Dlisted:   Best Fugs Forever
Jordan Johnson / JordanIsYourHomeboy.com:   Sienna Miller wearing a see-through top
New York Post:
TRAVOLTA PRESSED ON TEEN SON  —  JOHN Travolta, 53, and his wife, Kelly Preston, 44, just announced they want to try for their third child - even while they fall under increasing pressure to publicly acknowledge the disability of their son, Jett.  —  Travolta has either pretended …
The Superficial:
Paula Abdul is very hurt  —  In a statement regarding yesterday's leaked telephone conversation, Paula Abdul tells TMZ: … I agree that sometimes the public can go too far.  Just the other day somebody broke into my home and stole all the trophies I won for being the world's greatest lover.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
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Daily Mail:
Ageing heartthrob Tony Curtis faces bald truth  —  He set hearts racing alongside Marilyn Monroe in the 1959 classic Some Like It Hot, but these days ageing screen legend Tony Curtis is barely recognisable.  —  The 81-year-old acting veteran showed off his bald head and silver beard while shooting his latest movie, David And Fatima.
Discussion: OH NO!!
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A Socialite's Life:
Heidi Montag's Boobies Get A Call from Playboy  —  And it's the kind of phone call that most boobs wait a lifetime by the phone and are never lucky enough to get.  It looks like those chest enhancements of hers are already looking like a better investment than my lousy 401k will ever be.
Discussion: Don't Judge Me and Allie Is Wired
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Christopher Rocchio / Reality TV World:
'The Hills' star Heidi Montag gets offer to pose for 'Playboy'  —  Bigger boobs and a new nose could apparently help The Hills star Heidi Montag cash in.  —  The 20-year-old underwent breast augmentation surgery as well as rhinoplasty surgery in early April and has now been offered $1 million …
TMZ.com:
Opri Bags Birkhead's $$$$$$$$$  —  TMZ has learned Debra Opri, the attorney who Larry Birkhead fired and who billed him for more than $600,000 for legal services, is holding a huge amount of Birkhead's money hostage.  —  Rewind to March, 2007.  Larry Birkhead, who was then fighting …
New York Post:
PITT CREW  —  Brad's officially a dad for a fourth time.  —  Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt has officially added his name to the latest member of the Brangelina brood.  —  Mum Angelina Jolie went to court in Los Angeles today to change the name of her adopted three-year-old Pax from Pax Thien Jolie to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt.
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Michael K / Dlisted:
While The Cat's Away.....  Oh snap!  Looks like Samantha Ronson is getting herself some new coochie while Lindsay Blohan's in the tank!  The good thing about having Richie as a girlfriend is you can kiss her on both lips at the same time, because she's so skinny!
Discussion: Don't Judge Me
The Sun:
Enrique: My new releazzz  —  ENRIQUE IGLESIAS is taking prescription medication because he is apparently suffering from crippling insomnia.  —  The Latino superstar, who recently split from tennis beauty ANNA KOURNIKOVA, has been having trouble nodding off for years.
Michael K / Dlisted:
Not Completely Unfortunate  —  Personally, I don't think Rumer Willis is that fugly fug.  I think with minor adjustements she could turn out semi-attractive.  It's mostly the hair.  It's got her looking like a Thundercat.  She doesn't help the cause by wearing cat print!
Lburch / A Socialite's Life:
The Police To Go Unplugged  —  The Police have agreed to do an episode of MTV's "Unplugged" series.  The taping will take place on July 13 in Miami at an as of yet unnamed venue.
Discussion: Gabby Babble
Olinka Koster / Daily Mail:
Photo auction that shows we can't get enough of Miss Moss  —  Photos of Kate Moss are hardly a rarity.  After all, her face and figure adorn countless billboards, shop windows and magazines.  —  But that didn't stop collectors handing over a total of £183,000 for the chance to own …
X17 Online:
Paris Keeps Faith Close To Her Heart  —  Paris Hilton has been taking some flack about her newfound reliance on faith in recent days, but you'd have never guessed it if you'd seen her yesterday - the girl walked around Beverly Hills all day wearing her faith on her sleeve (or at least her chest)!
 
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