Judge to Brit — You Got Substance Abuse Problems  —  The judge in the Britney Spears custody battle found that "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)."  The judge has ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol."

Vanessa Hudgens Stars in High School Lawsuit-ical  —  "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens is being sued by her attorney for unpaid fees — totaling $150,000 — and says he helped her earn more than $5 million clams!  That's a lot of scratch for an 18-year-old!

Insiders Say Jennifer Lopez Is Pregnant, Possibly Expecting Twins  —  Jennifer Lopez is pregnant with her first child.  The singer/actress is due to give birth in the spring, according to an insider.  In Touch Weekly claims Lopez and husband Marc Anthony received the good news after visiting …

Joel Madden Says He Will Marry Nicole Richie  —  Joel Madden says there is no need to worry - marriage to Nicole Richie is all part of the master plan.  —  "Obviously, marriage is in our future," Madden told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday.

JACKO WIGS OUT 'LION KING'  —  WHEN Michael Jackson took his three children to see "The Lion King" at the Minskoff Theatre on Sunday, the motherless brood was wearing costumes almost as ornate as the actors in the long-running show.  Aspen magazine fashion editor Sue Hostetler was backstage when …

OK!  Exclusive: It's a Boy for Xtina!  —  It's a boy for Christina Aguilera!  Or at least it will be when the soulful singer gives birth later this year.  —  OK! has learned that Xtina's closest pals are all shopping for some pretty gender-specific gifts.  "They're all boy-themed, all blue," a source reveals to OK!.

WEDDING BELLE  —  ROSE McGowan has some new bling.  Spies in L.A. report she's been showing off a new diamond engagement ring from director Robert Rodriguez.  McGowan met Rodriguez on the set of "Grindhouse" when he directed her as a peg-legged ex-stripper in his half of the double feature, "Planet Terror."

DAILY CUTENESS  —  New mom Keri Russell steps out on Tuesday for an afternoon stroll in Los Angeles with her 3-month-old son River.  —  As Hollywood's first batch of star babies graduate to toddler status (Sean Preston, Zahara, etc.), a new breed of celebrity ankle-biters are ready to terroirze a tabloid magazine near you.

Is The World Flat?  —  Is the World flat?  Sherri Shepherd doesn't know the answer to that question.  Sherri said on "The View" today that she didn't believe in evolution.  When asked by Whoopi Goldberg if she thought the world was flat she said, … Is the World flat?  I don't know either.

Amy Winehouse caught in ANOTHER right mess  —  Amy Winehouse has long refused to give up her hard partying lifestyle and now new pictures reveal it is quickly catching up on her.  —  The troubled singer looked barely recognisable as she peered out of her window to collect a postal delivery just after midday on Saturday.

FITTY PREVAILS  —  KANYE West's album is outselling 50 Cent's, but Fitty topped Kanye on Forbes' Hip Hop Cash Kings list last month, coming in at No. 2 with $32 million in 2006, far ahead of Kanye.  Now he's rubbing it in with "Forbes 1, 2, 3," a remix of his song, "I Get Money."

Nick Carter Jumps On Britney Bandwagon  —  While Britney Spears' once-hot career might have nosedived into an arctic freeze following her now-infamous, ugh-inducing performance at the Video Music Awards, her name is more newsworthy than ever.  Just ask Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, who OK! …

LAST-MINUTE SUB  —  LILY Allen's work-visa issues spelled trouble for Allure.  After the British singer had her visa rejected for attacking a photographer last month, she informed the magazine she could no longer perform at its Best of Beauty Awards Monday night at the Rainbow Room.

'Assassination of Jesse James' hits the target  —  Brad Pitt turns in the performance of his career as the Old West outlaw  —  Jesse James (Brad Pitt) faces a threat from within his own gang in "The Assassination of Jesse James By the Coward Robert Ford."  —  REVIEW  —  MSNBC film critic

Gisele Bundchen Ipanema Campaign  —  Super Model Gisele Bundchen poses wearing a water dress in the new advertisements for Ipanema campaign.  Ipanema is a Brazilian line of sandals.  The sandals are really pretty and you can wear them to go to the beach or simply with your casual clothes, if you're living in the Caribbean, of course.

Alicia Silverstone Gets Naked For PETA  —  Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization.  —  In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool.