Britney: Screw "The Man," I'm Ready to Rage!  —  Just hours after a judge warned the Britster about her problem with drug and alcohol abuse, Spears reacted like any irrepressible gal would — and got her party on!  —  TMZ caught the unstoppable mother of two at both Winston's and Hyde last night …

Vanessa Hudgens Stars in High School Lawsuit-ical  —  "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens is being sued by her attorney for unpaid fees — totaling $150,000 — and says he helped her earn more than $5 million clams!  That's a lot of scratch for an 18-year-old!

Sean & Jayden: Effects of Divorce and Addiction "Stressful"  —  After imploding on the MTV Video Music Awards, being dumped by her manager and lawyer, and being forced into parent counseling in order to keep from losing custody of her sons, Britney Spears is facing her darkest hour yet.

JACKO WIGS OUT 'LION KING'  —  WHEN Michael Jackson took his three children to see "The Lion King" at the Minskoff Theatre on Sunday, the motherless brood was wearing costumes almost as ornate as the actors in the long-running show.  Aspen magazine fashion editor Sue Hostetler was backstage when …

Jolie: I've 'only slept with four men'  —  We think Angelina Jolie has been telling a few little fibs after the knife-sex fiend claimed she's only ever slept with four men.  —  Jolie told Cosmopolitan magazine she has only 'slept with four men in my life - and married two of them!'

Voluptuous Nigella almost spills out of her dress  —  Curvaceous television cook Nigella Lawson looked dangerously close to having a wardrobe malfunction, as her low-cut velvet gown struggled to adequately contain her Rubenesque figure.  —  Her ample chest looked in danger of spilling …

Alicia Silverstone Gets Naked For PETA  —  Longtime PETA supporter Alicia Silverstone has taken off her clothes in a new ad campaign for the organization.  —  In a series of print and video spots, the very naked (though covered where it counts) actress poses, sprawled out in front of a pool.

Heath Ledger's New Girlfriend  —  It's been only a month since Heath Ledger split from Michelle Williams, and he's not wasting any time!  The actor, 28, was spotted "making out" with supermodel Helena Christensen during dinner on September 11 at NYC eatery Wakiya, according to the New York Post.

Rihanna in Canada's Fashion magazine ...  The pop star talks to FASHION about "fun," avoiding the superstar sideshow, and calling the shots on her third album.  —  By John Crossingham  —  Photographed by Gabor Jurina.  Styled by Tammy Eckenswiller.  —  Like Grenada or St. Lucia …

Gisele makes a splash wearing nothing but a dripping wet dress  —  The world's highest paid supermodel Gisele Bundchen is famous for being sizzling hot and now not even a splash of cold water can cool her temperature.  —  The 26-year-old Brazilian has unveiled a revealing new ad campaign that shows her in a see-through liquid dress.

Brad Pitt Weighs in on Mary-Louise Parker's Adoption  —  Brad Pitt, who this week joked he'd like to expand his family of four children to at least nine, has given his stamp of approval to costar Mary-Louise Parker's decision to adopt a child from Africa.  —  "I haven't spoken to her since I've heard …

NASHVILLE CATS  —  NICOLE Kidman and Keith Urban are movin' out.  The couple have put their four-bedroom, five-bath home - which includes a gym, pool and spa - in a ritzy section of Nashville up for sale.  The listing price of the 7,000-square-foot manse, inside a gated...

Kanye Crushes 50 Cent In Huge Album Sales Week  —  Kanye West's "Graduation" (Def Jam) easily leads the star-studded class of Sept. 11 releases, posting The Billboard 200's largest sales total in more than two years.  Nielsen SoundScan will show West's album moved 957,000 during its first six days …

Ask Ausiello  —  Ausiello on Grey's Anatomy, House, Heroes and Lost!  —  Grey's Anatomy  —  Question: James Spader?  Again?  Seriously?  What the #%@?!  — Melissa  —  Ausiello: What the #%@?! indeed.  —  Question: How do you feel about the Emmy results?  — Torin

Jenny McCarthy Opens Up About Her Autistic Son  —  Jenny McCarthy vividly remembers the harrowing realization three years ago that her son Evan, now 5, was autistic.  —  "It started with hand flapping," McCarthy, 34, told Oprah Winfrey on Tuesday's show.  There were other telltale indications …

DAILY CUTENESS  —  New mom Keri Russell steps out on Tuesday for an afternoon stroll in Los Angeles with her 3-month-old son River.  —  As Hollywood's first batch of star babies graduate to toddler status (Sean Preston, Zahara, etc.), a new breed of celebrity ankle-biters are ready to terroirze a tabloid magazine near you.