Meg on Alleged Sex Tape: I Think I Smell a Rat  —  The Internet's a-blazin' this morning with reports of a sex tape featuring Meg White of the White Stripes.  —  TMZ did a little investigating, and we've learned it's most definitely NOT her in the tape.  Fell in love with a girl!

Lindsay Lohan's Rep Denies Lohan's Involvement in Divorce  —  A British heiress worth $1.4 billion has started divorce proceedings after reports surfaced that her husband, Dead Stays Alive frontman Tony Allen, had sex with Lindsay Lohan while staying at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic.

Holy Hannah Montana!  Miley Pregnant?  —  Hold on to your Duff Stuff!  TMZ has learned that Miley Cyrus is NOT pregnant ... whew!  —  A vicious rumor is burning up the Internet, saying that Cyrus, the 14-year-old star of the Disney Channel mega hit "Hannah Montana," told teen zine J-14, "I'm going to take good care of my baby.

Mom of OJ's girlfriend wants you to know her daughter is not a slut  —  Proving that skankiness can transcend the generation gap, the mother of OJ Simpson's creepily Nicole Brown lookalike girlfriend, Christie Prody, has resorted to informing the media that her daughter isn't a big bag of herpes.

Dita strips for ABC lesson  —  She's unlike any teacher you've ever had, but her lesson is as easy as ABC.  —  Burlesque stripping queen, Dita Von Teese, stands at a classroom blackboard wearing her signature corset, in a captivating new ad for PETA.  —  The animal welfare group …

Tina Yothers Welcomes a Baby Boy  —  Former Family Ties star and Celebrity Fit Club winner Tina Yothers, 34, gave birth to a baby boy Monday morning, PEOPLE has confirmed.  —  She and husband Robert Kaiser welcomed Jake Kaiser, weighing in at 8.8 lbs., at 6:08 a.m. at an Orange County hospital.

Doherty gives Moss dead mouse as gift  —  Troubled Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty has reportedly given Kate Moss the present of a dead mouse.  —  According to UK newspaper the Daily Star, Doherty sent his former lover a brooch with a deceased rodent attached to it.

Dannielynn — Pampered in Paradise  —  Anna Nicole Smith's adorable baby, Dannielynn Hope, continued her first birthday celebration by taking a Hawaiian vacation!  Aloha!  —  Daddy Larry Birkhead was there too, as the celebrated father/daughter duo spent quality time on a beach in Maui …

Posh Looks Like A Fool  —  Posh can't dress!  She can't, sorry.  She buys nice and expensive pieces, but she can't put them together for s**t!  She's like a 4-year-old boy trying to put his own crap together.  —  That hat does nothing for her pig nose.  She looks like one of the three little pigs …

X17 XCLUSIVE - It's Britney, B*tches!  —  Britney just got back from her weekend getaway to Atlanta, and it looks like she's back to being brunette as well!  Brit and Alli (and puppy London!) spent a girl's weekend shopping, relaxing, gossiping and watching tv.

Model changes tune on Oscar De La Hoya drag photos  —  The woman who says she took photos of boxer Oscar De La Hoya in women's lingerie is changing her story.  —  Just days after she claimed the pictures were "not Photoshopped," Milana Dravnel now tells us, "I cannot personally verify the authenticity of the images."

It's Whitney, Bitch!  —  Forget about Britney!  —  The comeback we're really looking forward to is Whitney Houston's!  —  And, under the guidance of Clive Davis, the drug-free diva has a much better chance at massive success than Spears, who is her own captain in a big boat lost at sea.

portia di rossi on nip/tuck!  —  so i told you i'd be posting more about the upcoming 5th season of nip/tuck which kicks off at the end of next month - and actress portia di rossi (real life girlfriend of ellen degeneres) will be getting involved with joely richardson's character 'julia' …

Posh to strip down for Pussycat Dolls performance  —  Victoria Beckham is planning to join burlesque dance troupe The Pussycat Dolls in her latest effort to bolster her profile in America.  —  The Spice Girl, who along with husband David Beckham has just been named the world's …

Hasselhoff's Ex Booked on Hit & Run Charges  —  Pamela Bach, ex-wife of The Hoff, has finally been booked on hit and run charges in a L.A. County Jail.  —  TMZ has learned that just minutes ago, Pamela Bach turned herself in to LAPD officers at the Van Nuys Jail.