Court Commish to Brit — I'm Layin' Down the Law  —  The Commissioner in the Britney Spears custody case has written his order giving a blow-by-blow account of what went down in the case.  —  Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled that Spears "was not in substantial compliance with material provisions …

SHEEN'S GROSS E-MAILS TO RICH  —  "GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.  —  "You are a pig.

Sneak Peek: Us Gets First Look at Britney's Video  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyUsmagazine.com got the first sneak peek at the video for Britney Spears' comeback single and for the first time this week, the verdict for the popstar is more than good.

MISSING TUMMY  —  WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?"  To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider.

Investigating new tale of Kardashian sex tapes  —  A criminal investigation is being launched over sexually explicit pictures of reality starlets Kim and Kourtney Kardashian — taken while they were underage.  —  The sisters, who will star in E!'s "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" this fall …

There It Is!!!  —  Holy guacamole!  —  We totally see a baby bump there.  —  Do U????  —  Jennifer Lopez showed off her growing belly during a concert stop at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut on Wednesday night.  —  The show was most memorable for an incident that occurred with the Latin diva.

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel romancing in Toronto  —  Justin is in town shooting his new movie, "The Love Guru", with Mike Meyers and Jessica Alba.  Jessica Biel is in town to make sure she stays the 'Jessica' in Justin's life  —  Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake  —  This post has: No Comments »

When We Say Lindsay's Out, We Mean She's OUT!  —  An inside source has confirmed exclusively with X17 that Lindsay has left the Cirque Lodge, saying, "Lindsay has spent the last two nights outside of the Lodge.  She requested a DVD player and she's relaxed and happy.  She has her cell phone.

Vanessa Minnillo refuses to sign a prenup  —  Vanessa Minnillo is hardcore.  She's got a reputation as being a bit of a diva - supposedly that's why she was axed by MTV and "Entertainment Tonight" - and apparently she's bringing that same diva mentality to her relationship with Nick Lachey.

Christina Aguilera attends Mark Ronson concert  —  Someone's belly has popped!  Songstress Christina Aguilera, 26, was photographed on her way into the Mark Ronson concert last evening at El Rey — she is due in January.  —  Photos by Ramey.

Britney's mom speaks out!  —  Lynne Spears: 'I Love my Daughter'  —  LYNNE SPEARS is speaking out on her troubled daughter, BRITNEY.  —  While her ex son-in-law KEVIN FEDERLINE was in court yesterday at the custody hearing of her grandchildren — reporters caught up with Lynn in Kentwood, Louisiana.

Susan Mayer Doesn't Care About Filipinos  —  The country of the Philippines is pissed off after Teri Snatcher's character told a lame joke on the season premiere of Desperate Housewives this past Sunday.  —  The dumbass joke was told to a doctor that suggested Teri had menopause.

Celeb Designer: Serial Rapist?  —  The problems for jailed fashion designer Anand Jon just keep growing.  TMZ was in court this morning when Anand was ushered in, handcuffed, wearing an unflattering orange jumpsuit.  He was indicted by an L.A. County grand jury on a shocking 59 new counts of sexual assault.

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Kate Beckinsale is a Sexy Terrorist  —  You know, I never thought that working in airport security was a desirable job, but then I never thought about getting the chance to frisk Kate Beckinsale and check for "contraband."  Well, actually, I have thought about frisking Kate Beckinsale, but now I'm just jealous that's not me.

Cate Blanchett's Feather Footwear  —  Cate Blanchett sports quite the questionable shoe selection at a special screening of Elizabeth: The Golden Age hosted by The Cinema Society and W Magazine on Wednesday in New York City.  —  Cate's red carpet wardrobe is unlike any other actress'.

Mark Wahlberg: 'I Don't Want to Work Forever'  —  Mark Wahlberg's priorities are changing.  —  The actor has had so much fun and success in Hollywood, they made a hit TV show about him, but the father of two, has decided to take it down a notch.  —  "I've been really focused on me for quite sometime now …