SHEEN'S GROSS E-MAILS TO RICH  —  "GO cry to your bald mom, you [bleeping] loser," Charlie Sheen wrote to Denise Richards in an e-mail the actress included in documents filed last week in L.A. Superior Court in the couple's custody battle.  —  "You are a pig.

Court Commish to Brit — I'm Layin' Down the Law  —  The Commissioner in the Britney Spears custody case has written his order giving a blow-by-blow account of what went down in the case.  —  Commissioner Scott Gordon ruled that Spears "was not in substantial compliance with material provisions …

Investigating new tale of Kardashian sex tapes  —  A criminal investigation is being launched over sexually explicit pictures of reality starlets Kim and Kourtney Kardashian — taken while they were underage.  —  The sisters, who will star in E!'s "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" this fall …

There It Is!!!  —  Holy guacamole!  —  We totally see a baby bump there.  —  Do U????  —  Jennifer Lopez showed off her growing belly during a concert stop at the Mohegan Sun casino in Connecticut on Wednesday night.  —  The show was most memorable for an incident that occurred with the Latin diva.

MISSING TUMMY  —  WHEN Angelina Jolie stepped out in a midriff-baring tank top, her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch's plans for this week's cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?"  To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider.

Christina Aguilera attends Mark Ronson concert  —  Someone's belly has popped!  Songstress Christina Aguilera, 26, was photographed on her way into the Mark Ronson concert last evening at El Rey — she is due in January.  —  Photos by Ramey.

Britney's mom speaks out!  —  Lynne Spears: 'I Love my Daughter'  —  LYNNE SPEARS is speaking out on her troubled daughter, BRITNEY.  —  While her ex son-in-law KEVIN FEDERLINE was in court yesterday at the custody hearing of her grandchildren — reporters caught up with Lynn in Kentwood, Louisiana.

Cameron Diaz's New Romance  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  Top Story (default)BodyThat John Mayer fling?  So one month ago.  Sources tell Us Weekly that Cameron Diaz, 35, and Bradley Cooper, 32, have been quietly dating for a few weeks and recently spent the weekend together in NYC.

BRITNEY'S CAMP: NO REHAB!  —  JUST IN: Sources inside BRITNEY SPEARS' camp are telling "The Insider" now that the singer has no plans to enter a rehab facility.  They say reports that she is checking in this weekend are totally false.

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Justin hearts Jessica  —  Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel looked deliriously happy when we spotted them in Toronto today.  They held hands as they strolled through the city.  Relaxed.  Carefree.  It's amazing how Justin and Britney's fortunes have been total opposites since they split.

Susan Mayer Doesn't Care About Filipinos  —  The country of the Philippines is pissed off after Teri Snatcher's character told a lame joke on the season premiere of Desperate Housewives this past Sunday.  —  The dumbass joke was told to a doctor that suggested Teri had menopause.

Birkhead & baby Danniellyn ready for their TV closeup  —  It looks as though the cameras will capture Larry Birkhead changing Pampers after all.  —  A source says the father of the late Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn, who's been inundated with offers ever since bringing the baby home …

Celeb Designer: Serial Rapist?  —  The problems for jailed fashion designer Anand Jon just keep growing.  TMZ was in court this morning when Anand was ushered in, handcuffed, wearing an unflattering orange jumpsuit.  He was indicted by an L.A. County grand jury on a shocking 59 new counts of sexual assault.

Mark Wahlberg: 'I Don't Want to Work Forever'  —  Mark Wahlberg's priorities are changing.  —  The actor has had so much fun and success in Hollywood, they made a hit TV show about him, but the father of two, has decided to take it down a notch.  —  "I've been really focused on me for quite sometime now …

Kate Beckinsale is a Sexy Terrorist  —  You know, I never thought that working in airport security was a desirable job, but then I never thought about getting the chance to frisk Kate Beckinsale and check for "contraband."  Well, actually, I have thought about frisking Kate Beckinsale, but now I'm just jealous that's not me.

Cate Blanchett's Feather Footwear  —  Cate Blanchett sports quite the questionable shoe selection at a special screening of Elizabeth: The Golden Age hosted by The Cinema Society and W Magazine on Wednesday in New York City.  —  Cate's red carpet wardrobe is unlike any other actress'.