Rosie O'Donnell: Barbara Walters fired me from 'The View'  —  Barbara Walters' ears must have been burning Wednesday night.  —  That's when Rosie O'Donnell mounted the stage at Roseanne Barr 's invitation during her late-night set at Comix on W. 14th.  —  Rosie started off by saying …

Britney on the brink: New fears as singer publicly breaks down  —  Britney Spears emerged from her Hollywood Hills mansion yesterday looking clearly distressed after failing to regain custody of her two sons.  —  The former pop star had spent much of the day holed up in her home following …

Mariah Carey: I Don't Know How Many Bathrooms I Have  —  Is this an Us Exclusive, Breaking News, or just regular Top Story?  BodyMariah Carey is living the life.  Her 12,000 square foot triplex in NYC's Tribeca district is so big she doesn't know how many bathrooms she has.  —  "I don't know!

NOT SO SECRET  —  JENNY from the Block wants to share the good news she's expecting - right here in her hometown.  Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to "announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert," said an insider.

OVER SO SOON  —  REALITY TV-show relationships don't last long, especially at VH1.  In fact, "Rock of Love" star Brett Michaels never even got started with the "girlfriend" he selected last season, Jes Rickleff.  Sources tell The Post's Melissa Jane Kronfeld that...

Victoria Beckham shows her Ugly side  —  Her obsession with couture, twiggy frame and primped appearance meant Victoria Beckham fitted right into Ugly Betty's world of high fashion.  —  The Spice Girl recently filmed a starring role on the award-winning Channel 4 programme, Ugly Betty - and walked a way with a rather hefty pay check.

Seahorse  —  That seahorsey can't swim!  Hilary Duff got a major beating from the waves on the Jersey shore yesterday while filming "Greta."  She had to be rescued by divers.  HAH!  Oh how I love seeing fugly celebrities in peril!

PORN PUNK GYPPED BONDS' EX  —  BARRY Bonds' ex-mistress, Kimberly Bell, was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to pose for the November issue of Playboy - but she won't see one penny of it thanks to David Hans Schmidt, the super-sleazy porn broker who committed suicide at age 47 last week.

Bonaduce Free!!!  D.A. Rejects Case  —  TMZ has obtained a document from the L.A. County District Attorney's office, rejecting the case against Danny Bonaduce.  —  Danny boy got into it on stage at Tuesday's FOX Reality Channel's Really Awards.  "Survivor" reject Jonny Fairplay jumped on him …

Tracey Gold Is Expecting Her Fourth Son  —  Former Growing Pains star Tracey Gold and her husband are expecting their fourth son, the star's rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  "She's thrilled and excited to have her fourth son," says her rep. "We're all looking forward to meeting this little guy."

Clip-ons, for Foxx sake!  —  OK, so we understand the power of bling.  And the 5-carat diamond earrings Jamie Foxx was wearing at the London premiere of The Kingdom this week were definitely bling-ing.  But, they were clip-ons!  Yeah, like your grandma wears!

Owen Wilson Shows Up at Movie Premiere  —  Owen Wilson made a public appearance Thursday night - briefly showing up at the Los Angeles premiere of his movie, The Darjeeling Limited.  —  Wilson, 38, sidestepped the red carpet and entered the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences' Samuel …

Britney's New Video — The First Look!  —  Well, it ain't exactly a clinic on motherhood.  —  The long-[dreaded] awaited video for Britney Spears' "Gimme More" is finally out, and TMZ.com got a peek at the goods and the one word that comes to mind is ... stripper-ific.

George Clooney bets Michelle Pfeiffer £50,000 he will NEVER marry  —  Legendary Hollywood beauty Michelle Pfeiffer has revealed heartthrob George Clooney has bet her £50,000 he will never get married.  —  Pfeiffer, who has come out of retirement recently to play an old haggard witch …

Bitch Is Smart  —  Vanessa Manilafolders has reportedly demanded that Nick Lachey marry her annoying ass without a prenup. 26-year-old Vanessa gave 33-year-old Nick till the end of the year to make it legal. … More like she wants some of that Jessica Simpson money!

Paparazzi chase William through London  —  LONDON - Paparazzi aggressively pursued Prince William and his girlfriend early Friday as they left a nightclub, following them by car through the streets of London after photographing the couple, the prince's spokesman said.

Juliette Lewis Gives It  —  Juliette Lewis is one of the hottest birds out there.  She's a member of Tom Cruise's clan, but I won't hold that against her.  At least she doesn't yap about it all day and night like he does.  She knows to keep her beliefs to herself, but also share the hotness.