‘I could still snort you under the table’: Elton's shocking reply after worse-for-wear Lily verbally assaults him onstage  —  The combined star power of Lily Allen and Elton John presenting the GQ Men of the Year Awards must have looked like a dream ticket on paper.

Bristol Palin's Boyfriend Going to GOP Convention  —  Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin (right)  —  Levi Johnston, the boyfriend of Sarah Palin's 17-year-old pregnant daughter Bristol, is going to join the Palin family at the Republican National Convention, according to his mother.

Star Jones Gorges on a Tongue Sandwich  —  With EMT workers no where to be found, divorcing diva Star Jones and her new man friend performed some sloppy mouth-to—mouth resuscitation on each other while at the U.S. Open on Tuesday.  —  In the picture below, it appears Star reverted to her first love.

Side Dish: Something's fishy with Eva  —  Eva Longoria Parker added fuel to pregnancy rumors by skipping the silly sauce and raw foods in Vegas on Labor Day.  The star instead nibbled edamame and drank water at the opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant and Bar at the Bellagio …

Hilary Swank to Pack on Pounds for Meaty Role  —  Those concerned over Hilary Swank's plummeting weight can rest easy—maybe.  The two-time Oscar nabber is next set to pack on the pounds (and a lot of 'em) to play the lead in French Women Don't Get Fat, an adaptation of Mireille Guiliano's best-selling book …

Gossip Girl Casts New Love for Serena  —  Looks like Dan Humphrey may have some serious competition.  —  Inside sources reveal exclusively that the casting deals for two new Gossip Girl characters just closed tonight, including a love interest for one Miss Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH hip-hop mogul had a hidden video camera installed in a light fixture in his bedroom?  He likes to record his sessions with unsuspecting ladies for future replays . . . WHICH high-profile restaurateur has been introducing top models and ex-beauty queens to billionaire playboys?

Letterman Baffled by NBC's Replacing of Leno  —  David Letterman, the CBS host who has competed with Jay Leno every weeknight for 15 years, now feels empathy for his late-night challenger.  —  In an interview with Rolling Stone on newsstands this week, Mr. Letterman, the longtime “Late Show” …

Heidi, Seal and Kids Pay a Visit to Mickey, Dumbo & Co  —  Heidi, Seal and their kids are back in the states after their European Summer vacation and getting right back to the American attractions like Disneyland.  The family trekked down to Anaheim for a day at the happiest place …

CAD GOT MOOCH-O CASH OUT OF ANNE  —  STAR PAID 37G RENT FOR HER GRIFTER ‘GOD’  —  As Raffaello Follieri's carefully crafted world of cons came crashing down, he wasn't too ashamed to allegedly cadge thousands of dollars from his goo-goo-eyed girlfriend, Anne Hathaway.

Jennifer Aniston to Play Stalker on 30 Rock  —  Jennifer Aniston will play a “free-spirited, Fatal Attraction-like stalker” when she guest stars on 30 Rock, NBC announced Tuesday.  —  As Claire Harper, Aniston will be Tina Fey's former roommate who shows up in New York and attaches herself to Alec Baldwin.

BABIES!!!  —  It's a new week, which means 100 new baby announcements.  Today comes the news of 3 new babies who will join the ever-growing army of infants that will soon take over the world.  First up is Tiger Woods and his hot trophy wife.  —  Tiger (rarr) confirmed on his website …