BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Perez Hilton Sued For $7.5 Million  —  A Hollywood photo agency is suing snarky gossip blogger Perez Hilton aka Mario Lavandeira, for copyright infringement.  The agency claims Perez used their images on his website "without permission from the agency, thereby violating federal law."

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Brad Pitt Wearing Fat Suit!!!  —  Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming his upcoming movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.  Here are some thumbs of Brad sporting a fedora and wearing a fat suit while pushing around a wheelchair.  That fat suit cracks me up!

Anna Nicole Homeless  —  Anna Nicole Smith is running out of places to call home, sweet home.  —  The embattled TrimSpa spokesmodel has been ordered to vacate the Bahamas mansion she has been residing in since September after failing to respond to eviction papers filed by the home's rightful owner.

Selma Blair and Ahmet Zappa Divorce Finalized  —  Actress Selma Blair and actor Ahmet Zappa are officially divorced after two years of marriage.  —  After dating for six months, the couple married on January 24, 2004, in a traditional Jewish ceremony at the Beverly Hills mansion of actress Carrie Fisher.

Britney Take Note: P!nk's Privates Private  —  P!nk could coach the current crop of crotch shot pop tarts.  —  She had her class (and her panties) on yesterday when a crafty photog snuck an up-the-skirt shot of the singer as she left a dinner at the Ivy in London.  —  This is one bit of P!nk that won't be flashed.

Willa Ford Engaged  —  ABC Dancing With the Stars alum Willa Ford tells Us Weekly that she is engaged to NHL star Mike Modano.  —  ''We were out to dinner the other night, and I think he had it with him the entire night,'' Ford told Us Thursday night at the Arby's Action Sports Awards in Los Angeles.

Intervention for Britney?  No Way!  —  Britney Spears has clearly gone off the rails after her split with K-Fed, and it's time for an intervention.  But who's going to step in and stop this train wreck?  Not a soul, sources tell TMZ.  —  The problem is, anyone who might be close enough …

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' Divorce Finalized  —  Denise Richards, 35, and Charlie Sheen, 41, are officially single.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marjorie Steinberg approved the dissolution of marriage on November 17.  The couple will share joint visitation rights of their two daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 1.

Own Jessica Alba's bra  —  A "Black Sexy Top" worn by Jessica Alba in the film Sin City is up for sale on eBay!  They call it a top, we call it a strapless bra.  Whatever, it held Jessica Alba's naked boobs and could be the perfect holiday gift for your girlfriend...  Jessica makes Mathew Broderick question his sexuality

I Wish Sienna Miller Was My Sister Too  —  It's official—Sienna Miller has her own clothing line.  The collection consists of 80 pieces of ready-to-wear duds.  The "Twenty8Twelve" line was created by Sienna and her sister Savannah.  The name came from Sienna's birth date for those unaware of connection.

Nicole Kidman Now Highest Paid Actress  —  Nicole Kidman can claim a new crown.  The Hours Oscar winner is the new chart-topper on the fifth annual list of highest-paid women actors in the film industry, according to the Hollywood Reporter.  —  Kidman, who commanded a salary of nearly $17 million …

John Mayer Slums It At Pottery Barn  —  HOT LINKS :  —  1) John Mayer's cuter than I thought (but it ruins it when I picture his contorted singing face)  —  2) It's kinda cute that he shops at Pottery Barn  —  3) It's definitely cute that he drives a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S

Fergie Shows off her Gift from God  —  Paper Magazine celebrated with their 2nd annual Nightlife Awards this week, and Fergie helped make the party a a blast.  She showed off her voice, which she thinks very highly of.  She said,"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing …

Leno Sues: You Stole My Jokes!  —  "There was a 194-car crash in L.A. — Luckily, the guy in the first car was still able to complete his call."  —  That joke might be funny to you, but Jay Leno isn't laughing.  The funnyman claims that this wisecrack — and several other jokes — were published in joke books without his permission.

Britney's crotch shots take Web by storm  —  NEW YORK - Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.  —  Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago …