BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

Us EXCLUSIVE: K-Fed to Share Papazao With Helpless TV Masses  —  Us has confirmed that Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline, 28, is in talks to develop his own reality series.  —  House of Carters Executive Producer Kenneth Crear tells Us exclusively that he is currently working on producing a reality show with K-Fed.

Brad looks the Pitts  —  Brad looked the Pitts on the set of his new movie The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button.  Looking old and wrinkly, he was a far cry from his usual hunky self.  Brad has been working long hours over the past few days, and had to endure thunder storms while filming in New Orleans.

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Green party  —  Despite budget cuts, a select group of actresses continues to bring in the big bucks.  —  It was just a few short years back when Julia Roberts reigned supreme as the only femme thespian in Tinseltown to take home $20 million per project.  Other actresses angled to join …

Madonna Accepts Judge's Adoption Ruling  —  Madonna will accept a High Court ruling that allows a coalition of 67 human-rights groups to assist in judging whether she is fit to adopt Malawian 1-year-old David Banda, says her lawyer in the African nation.  —  In his Wednesday ruling …

Britney Parties With Justin  —  TMZ's crew and veteran cameraman Josh Levine were all over Hollywood last night, doing what they do best; catching all the action!  —  We started the night at Hollywood hotspot Area, where the girls were at it again.  New BFFs Britney, Paris and Lindsay …

Willa Ford Engaged  —  ABC Dancing With the Stars alum Willa Ford tells Us Weekly that she is engaged to NHL star Mike Modano.  —  ''We were out to dinner the other night, and I think he had it with him the entire night,'' Ford told Us Thursday night at the Arby's Action Sports Awards in Los Angeles.

Britney's Paid Posse  —  The boys on Britney's payroll were her reinforcements in Hollywood on Thursday night.  —  A pair of Brit's backup dancers and her tour choreographer accompanied the gum-cracking star into Area nightclub, where they met up with the rest of the unholy triumvirate; Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.

Michael Richards' identity crisis  —  Michael Richards isn't Jewish.  So why did his spokesman say he was?  —  During the firestorm following Richards' racist response to hecklers at the Laugh Factory in L.A. last month, the comic who played Kramer on "Seinfeld" was also accused of doing an anti-Semitic routine at the club in April.

Sorry Jodie, It's a "Full House"  —  Where are Danny Tanner's words of wisdom when you need 'em?  —  Jodie Sweetin aka Stephanie from "Full House," was turned away from Hyde last night, joining the ranks of a nixed Tara Reid, a dissed Bobby Brown and shunned Davis Brothers.

BRITNEY SPEARS PHOTOGRAPHER TELLS FOXNEWS.COM: 'I DIDN'T SEE HER TRY TO COVER'  —  Britney, Paris and Lindsay hang out together  —  Oops!  Britney did it again ... and again, and again.  —  And she didn't seem to care, according to one celebrity photographer who snapped the pop princess with her panties off.

(AND IT'S NOT BEYONCÉ!)  —  HOW AN 'IDOL' LOSER STEALS  —  THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SEASON  —  THE much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars - Beyoncé!  Eddie Murphy!  Jamie Foxx! - but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Behind the Scenes, and Above the Rest  —  On "30 Rock," NBC's comedy about television comedy, product placement is a self-mocking joke within a joke.  On NBC's "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip," the advertising ploy is presented as a menace to be combated with the same finesse and courage …

Marcia Cross on Having Twins: 'I Won the Lottery'  —  Marcia Cross, who is expecting twins in April, is looking forward to seeing double.  —  "I won the lottery at my age to have two," the 44-year-old Desperate Housewives star tells TV's Extra.  —  Cross and stockbroker Tom Mahoney, 48, were married in June.

Anna Nicole Homeless  —  Anna Nicole Smith is running out of places to call home, sweet home.  —  The embattled TrimSpa spokesmodel has been ordered to vacate the Bahamas mansion she has been residing in since September after failing to respond to eviction papers filed by the home's rightful owner.

Jessica Simpson on E-Bay  —  An extra on the set of Jessica Simpson's movie, Employee of the Month, is auctioning off a chewed piece of Jessica's gum on eBay.  No wonder she's only an extra. … This is like the time I lost my glasses once at camp...except it isn't like that time because …

Fergie Doesn't Get Her Beauty Sleep  —  There's a reason doctors say we need a good eight hours of sleep every night, but not according to Fergie we don't.  Fergie - real name Stacy Ferguson - says she's got enough adrenaline to keep her up all night, while barely catching an hour's worth of sleep.