BOOZED-UP LINDSAY IN TIRADE  —  DESPITE attending "several" Alcoholics Anonymous meetings this week, Lindsay Lohan drank champagne and made a big scene at the GQ Men of the Year dinner - all under the watchful eye of her hard-partying mom-ager, Dina Lohan.  —  When the Lohans arrived …

MAGNIFICENT SEVEN TO SUE PEREZ HILTON  —  Perez Hilton is to be hit by a multi-million dollar federal lawsuit from the top seven paparazzi agencies in the US.  —  Splash News, INF, Ramey, Bauer Griffin, WENN, Most Wanted and Flynet have joined forces to stop Perezhilton.com from using copyrighted images.

Brad Pitt Wearing Fat Suit!!!  —  Brad Pitt is currently in New Orleans filming his upcoming movie, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.  Here are some thumbs of Brad sporting a fedora and wearing a fat suit while pushing around a wheelchair.  That fat suit cracks me up!

Green party  —  Despite budget cuts, a select group of actresses continues to bring in the big bucks.  —  It was just a few short years back when Julia Roberts reigned supreme as the only femme thespian in Tinseltown to take home $20 million per project.  Other actresses angled to join …

'APOCALYPTO' IS MORE 'MAD MAX' THAN MAYAN  —  'Apocalypto' Is More 'Mad Max' Than Mayan  —  With the subtlety of several thousand flying mallets and arrows, here comes Mel Gibson's "Apocalypto," a two hour plus torture-fest so violent that women and children will be headed to the doors faster …

Britney Take Note: P!nk's Privates Private  —  P!nk could coach the current crop of crotch shot pop tarts.  —  She had her class (and her panties) on yesterday when a crafty photog snuck an up-the-skirt shot of the singer as she left a dinner at the Ivy in London.  —  This is one bit of P!nk that won't be flashed.

Anna Nicole Homeless  —  Anna Nicole Smith is running out of places to call home, sweet home.  —  The embattled TrimSpa spokesmodel has been ordered to vacate the Bahamas mansion she has been residing in since September after failing to respond to eviction papers filed by the home's rightful owner.

I Wish Sienna Miller Was My Sister Too  —  It's official—Sienna Miller has her own clothing line.  The collection consists of 80 pieces of ready-to-wear duds.  The "Twenty8Twelve" line was created by Sienna and her sister Savannah.  The name came from Sienna's birth date for those unaware of connection.

(AND IT'S NOT BEYONCÉ!)  —  HOW AN 'IDOL' LOSER STEALS  —  THE HOTTEST FILM OF THE SEASON  —  THE much-buzzed about new "Dreamgirls" movie is overflowing with stars - Beyoncé!  Eddie Murphy!  Jamie Foxx! - but the biggest one is a name you've likely long forgotten.

Willa Ford Engaged  —  ABC Dancing With the Stars alum Willa Ford tells Us Weekly that she is engaged to NHL star Mike Modano.  —  ''We were out to dinner the other night, and I think he had it with him the entire night,'' Ford told Us Thursday night at the Arby's Action Sports Awards in Los Angeles.

Intervention for Britney?  No Way!  —  Britney Spears has clearly gone off the rails after her split with K-Fed, and it's time for an intervention.  But who's going to step in and stop this train wreck?  Not a soul, sources tell TMZ.  —  The problem is, anyone who might be close enough …

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards' Divorce Finalized  —  Denise Richards, 35, and Charlie Sheen, 41, are officially single.  Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Marjorie Steinberg approved the dissolution of marriage on November 17.  The couple will share joint visitation rights of their two daughters, Sam, 2, and Lola, 1.

Jennifer Connelly: Pregnant Again!?  —  Well HELLO baby bump!!  It seems that Jennifer Connelly is expecting once again!  At least three months along from the look of things.  These pictures were taken last night at a special screening of her new film, Blood Diamond, at NYC's Museum of Modern Art.

Own Jessica Alba's bra  —  A "Black Sexy Top" worn by Jessica Alba in the film Sin City is up for sale on eBay!  They call it a top, we call it a strapless bra.  Whatever, it held Jessica Alba's naked boobs and could be the perfect holiday gift for your girlfriend...  Jessica makes Mathew Broderick question his sexuality

John Mayer Slums It At Pottery Barn  —  HOT LINKS :  —  1) John Mayer's cuter than I thought (but it ruins it when I picture his contorted singing face)  —  2) It's kinda cute that he shops at Pottery Barn  —  3) It's definitely cute that he drives a Porsche Cayenne Turbo S

Fergie Shows off her Gift from God  —  Paper Magazine celebrated with their 2nd annual Nightlife Awards this week, and Fergie helped make the party a a blast.  She showed off her voice, which she thinks very highly of.  She said,"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing …